How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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