We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
