We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
