why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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