You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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