There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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