i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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