so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
