My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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