I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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