In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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