I wanna bring you to show and tell
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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