My friends, they love my intelligence
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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