i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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