Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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