I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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