Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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