its not stalking. its research.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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