Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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