How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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