Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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