just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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