Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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