I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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