Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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