I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
His nipple licking is glorious
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