wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
