this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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