This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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