I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize