remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
