I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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