True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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