I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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