I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize