Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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