just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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