his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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