rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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