I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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