We need to rekindle our bromance
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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