:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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