I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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