i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why do cheetos always look like penises
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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