i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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