Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
