well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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