i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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