she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
