He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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