Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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