When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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